First Date Hell

Umso schlimmer das Date, desto mehr hat man zu erzählen – oder zu lachen. Und warum nicht andere daran teilhaben lassen? Rhodri Marsden sammelt Tweets von gescheiterten, peinlichen und skurrilen Dates:

„Met a bloke for what was supposed to be lunch. He told me he didn’t like what I was wearing and said I should go home and change.“

„One of my recent worst was when I went back to the guy’s place & he put ‚Top Gun‘ on & recited it word for word. With ‚accents‘.“

„Guy came to get me in his new Porsche. Before I got in, he put a towel on my seat because `girls can sometimes be sweaty down there´.“