Egal ob Sie morgen im Büro ein paar öffentliche Ärgernisse erregen wollen, zu schüchtern sind, sich auf fremder Leute Gesicht zu setzen und „Iss mich!“ zu schreien oder einfach mal per Zuckerbrot erklären wollen, wie´s richtig gemacht wird: (Die Klitoris ist übrigens keine Schallplatte die umso besser quietscht je hektischer man daran herumrubbelt. Das gilt auch für Dich, Generation Youporn! Puh, das wollte ich schon so lange mal sagen.)
Rainbow Vagina Cupcakes sind in jedem Fall eine hervorragende Idee.
Hierzu die Erschafferin wisely chosen auf Flickr:
Each of these vaginas are unique. I’d looked for vagina cake and candy molds and was disappointed to see that they didn’t look realistic at all, unlike penis molds. Really, if Barbie had a vagina, it would look like the candy molds I saw. So I decided to shape each vagina by hand. I chose happy rainbow colors. Each is a one of a kind size and shape. One of them is on her period, one is elderly, one has razor stubble, one has a little pube regrowth, two are waxed smooth but have slightly different skin tone (one being more yellow) you get the idea.
My husband was so disturbed by this that he wouldn’t even go in the kitchen. When he saw what I what I was making he said something about them being too realistic and he averted his eyes. I tried to shove them in his face and he scurried back into his office. If I hadn’t been saving them for photos I would’ve licked one just to see if I could bring on a nervous breakdown in my spouse.